Confessions of a Narcissist

I've been told I'm cute.

And I know whoever who has ever told me that is regretting it immensely now.

Although I would have preferred to be called HOT, let's face the facts, I may not be, and beggars can't be choosers. Compliments are still compliments. So I'm all fine for being 'cute'.

And I don't care that "cute" means "ugly but adorable". There's nothing wrong with being adorable. Besides, who coined that silly definition anyway? It doesn't say that in the real dictionary. I see words like "attractive" and "quaint". I'm not gonna go into more self-complimenting adjectives.

But for the record, I am cute. I have rabbit-hamster teeth and I look like Kermit the Frog.

I know, right?